New Cento Size Coffee at Starbucks (100 oz. of Pure Coffee Bliss!)

Starbucks recently announced that it’s launching a brand new drink size, and this one means business. The chain’s NEW Cento size is a whopping 100 ounces of pure caffeinated bliss.

Named for the Italian word for 100 (because “Visible From Outer Space” didn’t test well with focus groups), this super-sized option is sure to give any coffee lover a serious morning jolt. At over six pounds of coffee, lugging this beverage around will provide a decent workout, too!

Hip Tip: Due to minor logistical issues (like physics), the new Cento-size cup will not fit in most car cup holders. Starbucks recommends placing it in your passenger seat and securing it with a seat belt. Safety first!

Starbucks now offers a size for every occasion, from “just a sip” to “full personality reboot!” Here’s the full lineup of sizes currently available at a café near you:

Demi – 3 ounces
Short – 8 ounces
Tall – 12 ounces
Grande – 16 ounces
Venti – 20 ounces
Trenta – 30 ounces
NEW Cento – 100 ounces!

Rumor has it that Starbucks is currently workshopping a new Vasca size for the 2026 holiday season, and we may start seeing it in test markets soon. While there’s no word yet on how many ounces the Vasca will hold, it’s named after the Italian word for bathtub, so we’re hoping this one will come with wheels.

Don’t delay… head out to your nearest Starbucks location now to get your caffeine fix!

These ginormous beverages ring up at only $175 each, depending on the customizations that you make. Even better, today April 1st only, visit your local Starbucks from 2pm – 5pm for their Giant Happy Hour, and you’ll get one cent off any Cento-size beverage. Every little bit of savings helps!

Hip Tip: Know where the nearest bathroom is at all times!

Here’s what Hip2Save team member Lina had to say about the new Cento-size Starbucks coffee:

“This takes my coffee habit to a whole new level. I don’t just feel awake, I feel powerful – like I can accomplish anything after pounding a Cento! Sure, it’s a splurge, but I’m saving on gas money because there’s no need to make multiple coffee runs when I can just grab one of these bad boys. Heck, I refer to this brilliant new size as Bucketa! Anytime I visit Starbucks, the baristas always know exactly what I am referring to. 😆

Also, I cannot wait for fall so I can order a Pumpkin Spice Latte in the new Cento size. Everything in moderation – except coffee! ” – Hip team member Lina

APRIL FOOLS! Oh how we wish this were real! This massive sized coffee would make Mondays a whole lot better. But unfortunately, this product offering from Starbucks is just wishful thinking on our part.

Happy April Fools’ Day! 🎉 Don’t miss this hidden surprise and check out more April Fool’s fun!

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