
I kid you not, every single summer, I find myself back on the same mission—finding the perfect pair of shorts.
And not just any shorts. I’m talking about the ones that don’t ride up over my thighs like they have somewhere else to be. The ones that actually fit around my hips and my waist without creating that awkward back gap. And don’t even get me started on those that look modest online, but turn into accidental Daisy Dukes the moment you sit down.
Because listen—I bought Bermuda shorts. I didn’t sign up for a tug-of-war every time I walk.
So if you’ve got thick thighs, a small waist, wide hips, a tummy, no hips, no booty—whatever your shape may be—this post is for you. I rounded up the best-reviewed, body-friendly shorts for every shape and style preference, so you can stop tugging and start living.
Before we move on grab our Find Your Body Shape Guide to finally solve the style mysteries holding your closet hostage.
If Your Shorts Ride Up Over Your Thighs…
You probably have curvier thighs (hello, Pear and Hourglass figures—we see you). You need shorts with a little stretch and a tailored leg opening that actually gives you room to move.






